info_box_2 title=”A Very Special 10% off | pool side Rooms from just 1,895 Baht per night = 1-700 Baht, nil extra charges on check out like 10% service fee, and 7% Vat and 3.5 Bank card fee, meaning you pay an extra 20% on top of your room rate, plus commissions paid to booking company’s is included in the room price, plus a joiner fee of 1-000 Baht min for having a friend in your room, be aware of all the extras they can ruin your holiday.
Kellys has a gimmick that is a real money saver for you, Order tours with other hotels and you will pay 1-000 above retail, Kelly’s is 900 Baht off retail saving you 1-900 Baht per person, yes these are facts and it’s made us pretty famous, it’s a genuine money saver..
We don’t advertise ridiculous low ghost prices like 900 Baht per night rooms and then say their all booked out and sell you a 3-000 Baht per night room, min 7 nights, FREE WI-FI,“] Kelly’s is how a real hotel room should be, and it takes money time and effort to keep rooms in good order, and 900baht per night just doesn’t cut it.
Click on “ABOUT” at top of page for FAQs and SERVICES, click on “buttons” at bottom of the page for “things to do” and Kelly’s famous Bluey and Curly’s joke blog, over 2-500 jokes and interesting articles, Book over 7 nights at KELLY HOTEL PATONG BEACHPATONG BEACH from 25th Feb to 1st November.
Our rooms are large enough to comfortably fit king beds and can take a fold down bed, large balcony’s and views from all rooms, we have gardens and a pool, you don’t have to share it with 200 hundred other people like big resorts, we have no views looking at a brick wall or a dummy window, we are not surrounded by concrete walls and squeezed between other noisy hotels, we have space, no noisy sub woofers from bars in your bed, it’s quiet, black out curtains for late sleepers keep out the light, plus free WI FI.
We are small enough to have time for you, this time is information plus, it saves you a headaches and lots of money, not so in large impersonal corporate hotels, they take your credit card charge you with all sorts of hidden costs and steer you to a tour booth that pushes commissions to them, family hotels are for family’s, honesty and integrity plus, we don’t have any option other than be fair and just.
Only 5 min from large shopping center and restaurants, safe cheap street food is all around.
Plus huge savings from 900 Baht to 2-000 Baht per person on tours, you can’t get this elsewhere, it can mean you get your room for free or a nice discount.
Island tour retail price is 3-100 for 1 person on a James Bond, Canoe, Nacka, or a Phi, Phi, Maya, Bamboo Island Tour, our price at cost to us, 2-200 per person, or A SAVING OF 4-400 Baht for 2 persons if booked in a large hotel. We pay and receive no commissions FROM OR TO anyone, we work on word of mouth, do the sums it’s for your benefit, it’s our only gimmick to sell rooms.
Without doubt we have the best value by far superior cleanest best maintained rooms in phuket In our price range and above, rooms selling to cheap attract all the wrong people, to expensive and you get ripped off, part of our job is to make sure you don’t have to put up with them their noisy no consideration for other guests, hotels selling to cheap always go broke, and no money for maintenance means short cuts on spending equates to not cleaned or disinfected properly, it all cost money to keep rooms in good order, pay fair and just there is no such thing as a bargain, pay fair and just, remember 100 Baht is $3-00 not $100-00, book direct and deal with real people, not computerized systems.
1st Nov to 25th Feb is peak season, low season rates 25th Feb to 1st Nov, email firstname.lastname@example.org for you special discount, longer bookings mean cheaper discount rates.
Unlike big corporates KELLY HOTEL PATONG BEACH have no extra charges on check out like joiner fees or an extra 10% service fee and 7% vat we have all this priced into our room rates.
Then there is the 12% to 50% commissions paid to the booking companies, why pay more to get less and support web companies that don’t own hotels, collectively they make 4.500 billion dollars a year out of the naive public, with out owning on hotel, yes you pay for all the hype thinking your getting a bargain, book direct, our web is http://www.kellyhotelphuket.com. or www.kellyshotelphuket.com: email: email@example.com.
Don’t be fooled by the CHIC 5 star hoo ha, You get a better quality far cheaper 4 Star built room with KELLY HOTEL PATONG BEACH, star rating means room build quality only, it has nothing to do with service, all hotels are serviced the same, and maid service daily if you want it, do not disturb on door if you don’t.
On check in No other hotel will give so much MONEY SAVING information, IT’S A GREAT SELLING POINT FOR KELLY’S HOTEL ROOMS and gives you an incentive to book with us, we do it with one phone call, saves us both hassles, and you GET A ROOM FREE or part of on the savings. Other hotels want commissions, and often put an extra 1-000 Baht on retail prices.
It took us years to learn all about Phuket, it’s tours and scams, islands, day trips, all of it great shows, markets, rafting, elephant trekking, snake shows, go carting, viewpoints, restaurants, shopping and other great things to do, where to find things like secret beaches, great food, massages, even the best dentists and hospitals, one phone call is all it takes, You CANNOT get off a plane and find this information on your own, it’s taken KELLY S HOTEL years to learn, we give it to you for free, others steer you to where they get a commission, by helping you it helps us sell rooms.
Corporates employ desk clerks, and they use booking companies owned by ORDINARY WEB SITE BUILDERS instead of marketing their own, these companies have BECOME MASSIVE IN JUST A FEW SHORT YEARS they have consumed the web with sheer volume of coded key words using our Kelly’s Hotel domain name, book direct, all hotels have web sites use them to find a hotel. The single listing we had in phone books could never be compromised like the internet is now.
Web site booking companies have total control of the internet, they use all of our hotel particulars, you try to book then they say sorry these rooms are all booked out, sending you to a hotel paying them a commission, its easy book direct, email Tan at firstname.lastname@example.org.
WE TAKE THESE INTERNET BULLY’S ON TO SAVE YOU MONEY, we say their crooks, if we don’t tell you the truth who will, we will not pay them commissions, use them only to find a hotel, they make rooms expensive.
Our Honesty integrity and word of mouth, having great rooms, being down to earth, no political correct rubbish, and saving you lots of money gets us by, that’s the magic of staying at hotel like Kelly’s, it’s like you having a friend in Thailand that knows the ropes, remember what happened when the large supermarket chains wiped out the small supermarkets, service station, and pubs, up went the prices, same here with hotels, choose wisely.
AT KELLY HOTEL WE HAVE TO HAVE AN EDGE in renting rooms, this edge is our MASSIVE AMOUNT OF INFORMATION ON CHECK IN AND THE FREE MONEY SAVING SERVICE on everything like tours, big hotels can’t and won’t do this, and it costs us nothing to give it to you.
What is a “service fee” ?, we don’t know either but you pay it, Do the sums and save, make your holiday a pleasant one, see everything on offer and not via the pearl shop, nut factory, gold shop etc. They rip you off because you don’t know, beware, email us at email@example.com our web is http://www.kellyhotelphuket.com .
Our header name KELLY HOTEL PHUKET PATONG BEACH HOTEL, only contact with KELLY HOTEL PATONG BEACH PHUKET can say we are booked out, emails us at firstname.lastname@example.org or click here !
Welcome to Kelly’s | The Best Value, Family Friendly Boutique Hotel in Patong Beach
A warm, family friendly Hotel in the center of Patong Beach, Phuket. We pride ourselves on offering our 4Star Rooms at 2 Star Rates and OUR 10 Star Personal Service is Completely FREE with a mountain of savings!!!
At Kelly Hotel Patong Beach we offer a level of comfort, safety and privacy that’s second to none. We are located in a peaceful area of town just minutes’ walk from all the major attractions, the shopping, Patong beach and the nightlife. You save enough to get room free with our wealth of experience and knowledge of Patong Beach and Phuket, Kelly Boutique Hotel Phuket is the perfect base to explore everything Phuket has to offer.Read more here…..
Look down on the competition, Patong Beach
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All our rooms exceed the 4 Star build Rating they are accredited with, they are far larger than the norm in Patong Beach Phuket so large they have a king bed in all rooms and can fit a fold down as well if so desired, bright, spacious and immaculately clean, all have balconies and views over the ocean or pool…Read more here…..
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You will notice something very different from your usual online booking systems here at Kelly’s Patong Beach, in the fact that we don’t have one!!
Online booking systems, are truly faceless, impersonal and complicated.Read more here…..
Trip Advisor #1 in Patong Beach
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Most of our clientele are customers returning to Patong beach or those who have heard of us thru word of mouth, it’s still very nice to win BEST HOTEL AWARD on Trip Advisor certificate of excellence, 2010, and 2012, and Travelers choice plaque 2012,and be ranked amongst Best Hotels and we are the cheapest, yet still keep our hotel well maintained on those very cheap prices, not easy with all the crazy competition, click here to read our reviews
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The Bluey and Curly Blog Spot
We are pleased to say that most of our customers have great senses of humor, and we are constantly inundated with funny stories, pictures and jokes the best ones make it here to Bluey and Curly’s blog. It has nothing to do with Phuket, or, for that matter Kelly Hotel, its a bit of fun, after all, all work and no play makes us all incredibly dull.
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A little History…….
Most of the Bluey and Curly cartoons were written in the very first Pub I bought, The Bemm River Hotel, AUS. Click here (coming soon) to read and excerpt from a forth coming book to really get a feel of what it was like back in the day.